I'M NO IBN JASPER

And I think that a blind rat with one claw couldn't mess my hair up worse than what I did!

You see this is what happens when you have a pair of clippers in the house and you get a bored, spontaneous teenage boy.

I done messed my hair up!!

Don't worry; I'm gonna be looking fly for my trip to Italy...my brother in law is a beast with clippers!